Umbre's So Angry...

Used to be my Top Favorite deviation. Captain Falcon triumphs with an Knee.

AAAAAAAHH!!! YOU EEEDIOTS!!!

*Leafy & Flare back up as Umbre stomps toward them*

Umbre: YOOOOOUUUU!!!! Both of yoooouu!

....... *cracks under pressure* ........ :]

... Ooh, what I'm gonna do to you....... I'm so angry... First, I'm gonna tear your lips out... Yeah. That's what I'm gonna do... Then, I'm gonna........ gouge your eyes out... Yeeeah... That's what I'm gonna do...

Flare: We don't like this, Umbre...
Leafy: Yeah, you're scaring us...

Umbre: Yeah, you're scared huh? ... Next......... *crack* I'm gonna...... TEEEAAR your arms, out of the sockets! And you know something else? I'm gonna hit ya, aaand yer gonna faaaaall... and, I'm gonna look down.... aaaannd I'm gonna laugh...

*Leafy & Flare cry in fear, shivering*

Umbre: But first... FIRST... I gotta take a whiz. Don't you go anywhere. You stay riiight here, right on this spot. I'll be back. *angerly stomps away* ... *screech* ... What's this stupid thing?

Flare: That's a game, Umbre.
Leafy: Yeah, it's really fun.

Umbre: ... *makes a evil face* Ooohh, you like this game?

Flare: Yeeah Umbre.
Leafy: We love it.

Umbre: Oh, you like the game huh? Do you reeeeeeally like it?

Leafy & Flare: It's our favorite game in the whoooole world.

Umbre: Ah, you like the game huh? Well how do you liiiike THIS?! *lifts his hind leg*

Leafy & Flare: *derp*

Umbre: *takes a whiz on the game, laughs maniacally while doing so*

*BZZZZ-ZZ-ZZ-ZZT!* *KA-BEEEEEEEEEEWM!!!* [And they all died.]

[Meanwhile]

Everyone: o:

So, you whizzed on the electric fense, didn't ya?

Don't - whiz - on - The Electric Fence.

[The End] *Based on Ren & Stimpy*



It's about time I drew these guys... That's what some of you are thinking. Am I right? Don't you lie to me! Umbreon has probably reached his highest level of madness, I ruffled part of his fur and have some of his rings glow differently to enhance the insanity.

Flareon, Umbreon, Leafeon (c) Pokemon, Nintendo